You must remove your shoes - 
   So don’t wear “mixed matched socks”, or you may give the people around you, including the security guards a great big laugh. 

  Eat BEFORE you go through security-

   Prices are much more reasonable when they know you still have time to go someplace else.

Smoker’s -  Take matches -    No lighters on airplane even if they are souvenirs.  You Will end up throwing them away. 

  You’re allowed one carry on and two pieces of luggage to check in per person-

   If not they WILL bill you an extra $80.00 per bag.

ANY liquid products or hair gels
must be in 3 ounce or less containers
AND be placed in a plastic zipper bag - 

   Don’t just clean out all the stuff
from your bathroom into a bag you plan on carrying on the plane -

  Even if your "good", and just forgot to put the little ones in a “baggie”, they will make you either throw them away or go purchase a ziplock from the drug store, right across the way of course, for only about $4.00 for a box of 2.

(Unless of course, the nice person in front of you has just made the same mistake and still found it in their heart  to leave the "extra" baggie for someone else who might need it. )

Don’t be cheap the day you’re leaving
and try to take your remaining beers from the “buckets” you bought on the ship
onto the airplane ...- 

   Drink them before hand or make sure to pack them in your luggage that is being check in to be stored under the plane, otherwise you WILL be spending some extra time with security…

Trust me...